Because a lot of guys wear custom-fit two-piece black Vanson leathers carrying the distinctive Army of Darkness skull-with-crossed-rods/pistons logo in white on the back, right?

If you’re in the Washington, DC area, (or surfing internet auction sites), watch for these leathers, in the possession of a genius.

The leathers fit a person who is 5’9″ and 155 pounds.

There’s a reward for recovery of the leathers; contact [email protected]